Riddle me this...!!
What stays where it is when it goes off?
Ans: an alarm clock
If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it...
Ans: a secret
The more you have of me, the less you see me, what am I..?!
Ans: darkness.
There's a train crash on the border of Scotland and England, where do you bury the survivors?
Ans: they're alive..
What can you catch, but not throw?
Ans: a cold